Dubbio Set Stills

The Baguette could not afford to rent light stands so the teaming masses were put to work!



Amor shares his definition of the perfect bum.



The cast's coats were so black they trapped light and were told to remove them.



Aaron was very excited when he was told he was to DP the shoot because he thought that DP stood for Double Penetration.



After a hard day's work at Tub Cine Lab, Jambon takes the fetal postition.



Dale suggests that the camera be placed closer to the wall.



Bright Light Transfers is noted for their clean, organized and dust free work space.



The original glam metal soundtrack was rejected.



Bredeson uses a physic mind blast to control the unruly crew.

Ahh... Youth Day 2 Photo Essay!

Henri faces a new challenge when the crew serves him with a restraining order forcing him to direct from 25 ft. away at all times.

Script revisions.

Everyone has their own theory as to the whereabouts of the camera's "ON" switch.

[Editor's note: We resisted the urge to put the 'obvious' clever caption with this photo. Frankly, you should all be ashamed of yourselves.]

Between takes of the exterior scenes, the crew practice their duck calls.

Due to a miscommunication with wardrobe, Elle Jardino arrives on set dressed for a 'Dr. Who' episode.

Lighting for the night scenes is aided by the discovery of leftover hydroponic equipment in the backyard.

Henri struggles to keep his composure as the girls laugh off his offer of a menage a trois.

Upon forgetting his lines mid-scene, Michael Eisner opts to 'mime' the rest of his performance.

Alex becomes concerned about how far Elle Jardino is prepared to take her 'method acting' approach.

Michael Eisner takes it on the chin . . .

And receives his bonus (as per his contract.)

The shooting day comes to an abrupt end when DOP Sasha Popov passes out from the sight of blood.

The crew were spellbound by the "Two Girls, One Cup" video.

The Chancellor

Using his powers of Black Magic, Chancellor Guy Tainment manifests his ego as an entity of pure light.

Beauty Sleep Pic

Sound Recording in American.

Lombier Lays it Down from Zapruder vs Sasquatch

J.P. Lombier maintains his decorum as Bruce Harwood tells him: "No one knows how to direct Bruce Harwood like Bruce Harwood."



J.P. and camera assistant Aaron Hessler, share a moment of joy known as public male flatulence.



J.P.'s greatest challenge as a director was overcoming teenage self esteem issues stemming from being just under four feet tall.



J.P. has always felt that holding impromptu games of charades on set is where "the magic happens".

The Most Wonderful Pictures of the Year

No matter how many times he checks his light meter, nothing can change the fact that the location smells like urine.



One sip of this and I will live forever!!



After a hard telecine session only beer can improve the problems.